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Homestuck-themed Ask

• 1: How long have you been a Homestuck?
• 2: Your Patron Troll
• 3: Which panel was the last one that Homestuck was updated to when you finished reading it for the first time?
• 4: Favorite Music Track
• 5: Favorite Flash
• 6: Favorite Kid (Beta & Alpha)
• 7: Favorite Troll
• 8: Favorite Other Character (Doc Scratch, Spades Slick, The Dolorosa, Davesprite, etc.)
• 9: What's your Fetch Modus?
• 10: Strife Specibus allocations?
• 11: What's your Title (X of Y; example Heir of Breath)?
• 12: Prospit or Derse?
• 13: Midnight Crew or Felt?
• 14: Which Land is you favorite (canon lands)?
• 15: Bing Crosbytop or Bill Cosbytop?
• 16: What's your favorite part about SBURB? (The enemies, alchemization, the consorts, etc.)
• 17: Got any Homestuck merchandise?
• 18: Cosplays?
• 19: Fancharacters?
• 20: Fanfiction?
• 21: Fanart?
• 22: Could you give Hussie directions to Olive Garden?
• 23: No, but could you give Hussie directions to an actual Italian restaurant?
• 24: Have a favorite AU?
• 25: Have a favorite crossover?
• 26: Least favorite thing about Homestuck (in general)
• 27: Most favorite thing about Homestuck (in general)
• 28: Least favorite character
• 29: Favorite page?
• 30: Favorite Homestuckism? (Who's this douchebag, Already here, acrobatic fucking pirouette, etc.)
• 31: Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, or Geromy?
• 32: 8^y